What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Innocent before proven guilty

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Deuteronomy 17

Your going to be alright just relax

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

This isn't going to, hurt.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?